Hockey is fine. And full face cages are a must.

Oh, you misunderstood. The divorce would be purely for legal reasons (so I could wrack up debt that wouldn't follow her). I'd stick with my wife to the end.

Right there with you. I bought a house because a relative in their early 50's got hit with early onset dementia, and they needed someone to live with.

Sounds like a perfect time to pick up a dangerous habit. Smoking wouldn't be my choice, but to each his own.

He was quoting Princess Bride, but I'm sure you just didn't ever watch it because it's got a girly name.

This guy's got some nerve! Hopefully he knows which one it is.

Potemkin cars!

This reminds me of another giant creature whose excretions were used for a beverage.

Complete with a kryptonite jail cell for Superman in the dino belly!

Yeah, not cool to post those photos so they just pop up. However, that kind of shit is really interesting to some people (especially ones with medical backgrounds, they LOVE seeing the weird infections and broken bones).

Also, if you buy a cover for the thing, you pretty much never see the ads, since that activates/deactivates the lock screen with a magnet on close/open.

Also, if you buy a cover for the thing, you pretty much never see the ads, since that activates/deactivates the lock…

Hang on a second here, we're missing something.

While I have no doubt that you're giving sage advice here, I just can't help but see this scenario playing out in my head:

That's actually a really good idea for a car. Can't imagine the hassle would be worth it for me with a mortgage, though. I just setup auto-pay and hopefully won't have to touch it again for a long time.

Oh, goody, SunTrust, the company that just bought my mortgage (weird concept, right?) sounds like they really don't have their shit together.

I eat the exact nachos you're talking about when I go to a Rockies game (need a good distraction when our bargain-bin pitchers are busy giving up another 10+ run game), but at home, I'm mostly* using the good stuff.

*pickled jalapenos and a can of Ro-Tel made their way into this batch

Who said anything about processed cheese? Fresh or nothin at all.

Sorry, hate to be a tease, but I'm already married.