Tonight I'm making nachos, watching pirated Oscar screeners, and maybe smoking a little weed.
Should I make enough nachos for two?

It's specifically open-ended, so the other party has to decide what it means and how much effort to put in. After, the original party can decide if the other party passed the test or not.

I'm here to be Ralph Fiennes

I wouldn't say you never amounted to anything. Look how popular your comment here is! Just tell your parents you're a big deal on the Internet.

Wait, there's seagulls involved in cricket? I'll never understand this sport...

This comment is an example of why I read the comments on io9 (and sister sites), but avoid them almost everywhere else.

My wife and I have each other's passwords to everything, even though she forgets some of mine on a regular basis. We also do not have any personal bank accounts - everything is in the one, shared account.

Is Toronto the chicken of cities? Like, it can take on whatever flavor you sprinkle onto it?

Aah, job well done.

The alien Overlords weren't so bad.

Mr PmRNzzz here.

Back off for now, keep the friendship going. She turned me down at first, and a year later, she asked me out, long after I'd given up hope of anything romantic. Been almost 13 years now, and I wouldn't want it any other way.

Rinse...things...off...?

Can you elaborate? A source would be awesome.

"You need to learn what is, and what is not, a reasonable fart. Your fart was entirely out of line, and endangered everyone traveling around you. If you cannot get your fart under control, you will be sentenced to an 8 hour course where you will learn the dangers of excessive fart. Now, move along, and just try to…

Mama?

How else to meet up with friends later in the day?

I was home sick from work one day when watching Breaking Bad, and did all of Season 3 in one long stretch.