Can’t wait for Mark Wahlberg to play Edelman in the movie version. The ball will be voiced by Seth MacFarlane.

I think we made it maybe a solid 24 hours past one of, if not the largest protest movements before we entered the “well actually” phase where the left fractures along rifts of who is more/less “liberal”.

It’s really not that tough to figure out why, is it....?

Senator Al Franken: Governor Perry, What makes you qualified for this position?

Sometimes it’s actually both.

My boyfriend and I have taken to singing the “this is the world we live in” line from “Land of Confusion” every time we read something ridiculous.

There once was a fool from Manhattan

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

Isn’t “pissing all over The Concourse” what Hamilton Nolan does every week?

Also, terrible way to start your life with someone, intentionally creating a riff between your new husband and his best friend.

I stopped at “pre-instantly”

What I find interesting is just how entitled they feel to those jobs. They feel that they are their right and just due. In a democracy they then are able to go ahead and activate the levers of the state on their behalf against the very capitalism that they themselves have been whining about being synonymous with…

I’m guessing it’s because they had no real alternatives in Congress, and very few options in state governors. The Democratic party, Obama aside, doesn’t really have a “likable”, “electable” candidate option sitting in the ranks other than Corey Booker, and he’s still too young and inexperienced to win a general…

One bled over the cuckold’s nest

+1 picture of mountain tops

It has been 9 years since I deployed to Iraq. I spent 15 months there doing convoy recovery. Since I got back I’ve dealt with at times crippling PTSD, and about three years ago my therapist recommended I try playing a more realistic war game, as it apparently helps many people (though honestly I don’t know how). At…

All I’m sayin’ yo.

Grab the tow company by the bussy -

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket