Even the sign above his head is trying to tell him something.

You can’t absentee your dick in a ballot box.

Eesh... this isn’t pretty and I’m not defending her actions, but I’m sure glad there weren’t: 1) cell phone cameras when I was in college 2) people happy enough to record my idiocy and 3) adults who think it awesome to humiliate a 20 year old publicly.

Indeed, this is something typically taught in high school science class: a green object reflects green light, as in that it absorbs all colors except green.

So maybe Barron isn’t all that good with computers after all.

“....Just kidding! Executive Privilege!” *Drives off in huge burnout

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Dear American People,

Take some solace in the fact that no, the United States of America isn’t descending into madness or going to hell, because this isn’t a phenomenon exclusive to you. I mean, the hate, the divisionism, the “us vs. them, and they should die in fire”. It’s happening everywhere around the World, right…

Now he’s gonna sue Britain.

Here is an OG Mini Cooper doing something similar:

I think we just did... :(

“Your zone-reads startle and confuse me. I see your running back bursting through the secondary and I think ‘Is this some kind of man-god?’. My primitive mind can’t grasp these concepts.”

You mean Meg Trump.

What does sad goose stepping look like?

Urine big trouble if this happens to you while streaming wirelessly. Apple shouldn’t stall, and quickly offer something in loo of completely wireless if they are jockeying for a number one slot and want to keep a leg up. Offering a dongle could hold water. Maybe they should they slash the price on a replacement pair…

No offense, but generally addicts alienate and demonize themselves.

Hold on, I have to channel my inner Magary:

This article does an excellent job of explaining what Point is doing along with an excellent example of how bad Hamilton Nolan is at writing about finance.

Send me $10 and your address, and I'll mail you their catalog.