.....still looks sexy with his hair pushed back.

See also: Camilla Belle

NO NO FUCK YOU NO.

To continue down fairness lane, Ted Cruz could actually be married to a Michelle Obama clone and I would still find him to be the most repugnant, ill-mannered, no class man-boy that currently lives in these United States.

Just guessing that it represents the changing demographics of Texas to be more diverse and less whitey white?

Am I alone in thinking that these proposals are super manipulative on the man's part? Because so many women would say yes just to avoid humiliating the guy (and yes, I've seen the videos on YouTube of women who do say no).

I was going to comment "back door's always unlocked" but then I thought about it and... maybe? HELLO.

ASHLEY ON MOLLY. THAT WAS A MOMENT.

You'd think the ouroboros would devour itself eventually...

I just wanted to inform you that I really, really appreciated this. I'm pretty sure if this was still 2005 (is that right? It sounds right), I think we would totally be BFFLs, because I was all about Ellie. Particularly after they did that ridiculous Breakfast Club episode. Also partially because I loved Allison…

Ugh. Ashley. She and Craig deserved each other.

Hail to the guardians of the watchtowers of the North!

Here's hoping that the "text across the ass" trend in general dies the same death as Juicy Couture.

FAGALONGS?!?!??!?!?!

Fucking Outside the Bonds of Marriage in an Austrian Chalet Creams

10/10, would laugh again.

YES!!! Great plan, fundy whack-jobs! Buy the cookies, and then scribble out all the GSA references on the boxes! BRILLIANT. Buy them ALL!! Seriously.

*Kim Kardashian's wedding peplum and bedazzled Margiela wedding face-mask.

...conveniently located just off the NJ Turnpike behind a crumbling Roy Rogers.