Wow, I didn't think anything could miss the point worse than Great Gatsby-themed parties or The Help-themed cookware.

I'm washing my hands of it.

This is such a thorny topic, guys.

BLESS THIS THREAD

Well, maybe it'll die out for now, but just wait a few days and it'll get resurrected by some other site.

Ugh, now we get to read all the comments form people getting cross about this. :(

George Costanza approves.

First of all, people of color need to stop waiting for white people to tell our stories. It may be a difficult sale, but there aren't enough sjhow creators like Shonda Rimes or filmmakers like Ava Duvernay. When I was in film school I almost never saw people of color in my film classes and I was always the only black…

Honestly, when I was watching, all I could think about was how much more I would enjoy the show if Piper, her fiancee, and her girlfriend were not in it. I found all of them boring at best but mostly insufferable. Can we just make the lead Suzanne already?

Other topics likely to come up at said barbecue once White People feel it's ok to talk about race:

Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by not being able to squish in Bo's fluff.

How was this gif already available? The interwebs, I tell ya.

I feel like my boyfriend/fiance wrote or submitted this to Jez. Ok, ok, I get it. We'll have less than ten people in the wedding party. But my brother stays my man of honor.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl with beer, if it were me.

My favorite quote from Jennifer Lawrence is where she described her Tomboy style "as dykey".

Way to bury the lede; the real age discrepancy here is between that lady and her hair.

I didn't think there was anything that Ian Somerhalder could do, short of killing a puppy or something, that would lessen my attraction to him. That was before the too-tight leather trousers, which remind me of this:

Demi Lovato, please, fire your stylist. It's like, Kelly Clarkson ca. 2007. Sheesh.