IT'S TEE-THING TIME.

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And here I've been saying I don't go to church! Apparently, I've been going several times a week, praying at least 3 times per night.

Oh, bless his heart, he totally will.

OH NO WORLD IS ENDING.

Wow. Powerful.

Oh, I know how that is! My cat is similar. Lovable only to me, hate-filled and violent toward everyone else. But it's always sad to lose a fluffy friend.

I don't have any job leads for you (I don't live in the DC area), but I want to say that I'm so sorry about your cat. It sounds like a really tough time, but I hope you and your husband can find good employment (and health insurance!) soon. I know you'll make it through this.

AHH I WANT TO RUB HIM ALL OVER.

I know that mental health can be a taboo subject for some, so perhaps she felt uncomfortable. However, feeling uncomfortable is not an excuse for ignoring you. She's being a bad friend.

Their frozen food section is pretty bomb. I love the mushroom flatbread pizzas; break those out when I have people over all the time. Also, the green goddess dressing, dark chocolate covered pretzels, and all of the hummuses. Hummi?

I did the same thing.

Can someone explain why civil unions are "good enough" for a portion of the population? I'm curious.

Is the header a question? Because my answer is Nancy. The answer is always Nancy.

I kind of don't understand engagement photos. Halp?

Is it strange that this talk doesn't really surprise me, because I once attended an evangelical church where this talk was totally and completely encouraged?

DINNER PARTY AT I'MLIKEAHUMANBRA'S HOUSE.

I bet she leaves the coffee table books open when she has guests over.

Ah, it was me. I was planning on getting this made into a small but tasteful tiara. I'm going to put on all of my fabulous jewels and an evening gown by Christian Dior and have a tea party with my cat Isabel Archer and then we'll watch Revenge together.

Oh, this is rich. They are aware that's how editorial outlets work, right? I get somewhere between 100 and 500 PR pitches per day in my email. Everyone pitches. Movie producers pitch writers. Politicians pitch writers. Everyone calls. Everyone wants a favor.