If you took everything I've pinned and made it into a wedding, it would just be vomit. Like total hipster trash vomit. One or two things? Lovely. Beautiful.

I fear she's too progressive for this to ever be a reality, but can you imagine a beautiful world in which Liz Warren is president?

Okay. Maybe I am reading this totally differently, but what's wrong with treating the ring like any other household purchase and splitting the cost between the couple? Like a car? Or utilities? Doesn't that take it out of the realm of "this is a man's job!" and into "this is a mutually agreed-upon decision between…

How dare she speak without her husband's permission. This'll learn her.

Ugh I hope Amanda Bynes gets better.

You know what's the absolute worst? When you have your period and you're sitting on the toilet and your stomach is cramping because you're having a horrible liquid poo, and you can't tell if you have to keep period-pooing because your stomach is cramping or if you just have regular period cramps. So you just keep…

I can't even tell you how badly I was the paneer salsa wrap right now.

Oh, for Pete's sake. I'm no skinny minnie, but if I stretch like that, my ribs show, too. I have a weirdly prominent rib cage, and yet my ass is growing exponentially larger by the day.

The People's Republik of New England for the win!

Gotta get them electrolytes, I guess?

You know what, Farrah, you do you. Own it. That's fine. I just wish you'd stop coyly pretending that the sex tape was a private video. Just say it. You do porn. You get paid for it. Cool. Now we all, as a nation, can move on.

Minus the bizarre sideways swimsuit with the guaranteed crotch shot/need for a Brazilian, I actually really like this collection. It's refreshing to see, after how dour some S/S 2014 shows were (and Thom Browne showed straitjackets! Legit straitjackets!) Digging some of these dresses for sure.

Not a whole lotta.

Marchesa, looking like Marchesa, since Marchesa.

Agreed. I love that this fashion show happened, that it exists and can exist. This is wonderful. But I don't love the collection. The oversized prints, the silhouettes ... I mean, it's clothing. I don't know if it's fashion. And I desperately want to see someone play around with shapes for plus-sized women. Let's get…

I love me some JP. Her dresses are stunning.

Zac Posen is so wearable.

I try not to talk about my eating disorder stuff online because it's mostly past, and generally I'm super private. But I'm bummed out ... I had a dentist appointment yesterday, my first since recovery from a decade of bulimia and anorexia (well, I'm mostly recovered). It was depressing. And I knew it was going to be.…

Yes! It's totally OK. I've learned to just say, "I'm kind of worn out and just need a quiet night to read and relax." My friends have come to expect it of me. It can be a little shitty sometimes because I may end up feeling left out if it sounds like everyone had a great time, but I know I need time to recharge. I get…