"Perez Hilton struck the latest blow in the **COMPLETELY FAKE** Perez/Gaga **FAKE** feud by leaking NSFW pictures of her on Twitter."

Zac Posen, you are just adorable in that pose(n).

That neckline is hard to pull off. For me, it's sweetheart or go home*

Come on, you guys, journalists are naturally sexy.

Barukh atah Lena Dunham, melekh ha'olam.

God, I love the term "luncheon." Ever since I read the original Nancy Drews, I try to use this whenever possible.

Eating disorders are under-researched and still have notably poor prognoses when compared to many other psychiatric illnesses. More coverage of any type of eating disorder, whether it be the visible ones (anorexia and bulimia) or the less understood, whether it be men or women or adolescents or children, whether it be…

My Savannah-born-and-bred friend just used this one on me, and I love her for it. I want to try it, but it doesn't have the same panache without the accent, and I sound like I'm from New Joisey.

I'm so sorry you're going through a divorce. :-( But it says many awesome things about your character that you're able to not be a dick and cook your soon-to-be-ex dinner. You are awesome. Continue in your dicklessness awesomeness.

Oops. It is indeed four.

As someone who is marrying her partner very shortly (eek, a little too shortly! WHERE ARE MY SPANX, DAMMIT?!) ... y'all can just follow my advice: "Don't be a dick."

She could also have private insurance apart from SAG.

"He also humped a mini-fridge right in front of me. He was amazing" is, quite simply, the finest phrase in the English language.

Meloni, I would do you so hard.

Congratulations, and I hope you have many, many continued B/P-free days.

Congratulations on your recovery, and here's to 53 more, and 53 more, and 53 more after that, and many more 53s.

so——

The plight of the bisexual young woman currently in a LTR with a man ... we don't exist quite enough to be maligned, please don't have opinions about the LGBT community, but wouldn't it be hot if you made out with a girl? Now let's malign you.

GOD, STOP WRITING SONGS ABOUT CATS THEN.

Congrats on your impending nuptials!