Thinking that Trump is a incoherent blowhard isn’t political, he could be running as an Independent or Dem and people still would believe that. No, this is an article about an overvalued, weirdly colored relic of the 80's and the car he is selling.

Let me tell you, as a struggling non-psychopathic boss who now deals with other bosses: being “successful” is nearly impossible without psychopathic tendencies. Being cold, duplicitous, manipulative, unfeeling, competitive, and false, all while keeping a perfectly curated and manicured exterior, are exactly what it…

Got stopped outside by security so he detonated his vest.

This is not true. Do a lot of them come from wealthy families? Sure. The vast majority? Not quite.

this is art.

It takes years to master, and though it does have its rewards, the reward I seek is not a hot dog. Moose does tricks; I memorize lines, say words, even walk around and stuff. But I don't need a trainer standing off-camera, gesticulating wildly and waving around a piece of meat, to know where I'm supposed to look.

This whole thing is a Monty Python skit waiting to be written.

See...this is why I don't deal with the whole man/woman/trans/xeno/hydra/quadro/blended/neutral/mixed/furry whatever the fuck you kids call yourselves these days. I'm not dealing with it.

You have successfully constructed a monumental labyrinth in which to navigate gender. I'm sure you're very proud of yourselves.…