I’m just glad he had a colonoscopy.

How does he have ANY right to own a gun after copping to a DV charge?

Just gonna let off a few rounds to scare him off? Better hope there aren’t any other humans in that general direction. Hit what you aim at, people.

Achewood is the Stuff, although the ending has been a little bumpy.

Way to spoil the plot of ‘Things Fall Apart’.

Yes, morphine probably would not have the results described. Indeed, it would be difficult for a physician to get hold of some. In fact, the only evidence that it was morphine is that the doctor SAID IT WAS. It’s believable that this guy would jack off on a patient, but not that he might have lied about what…

So you want her to be facing a murder charge instead of an attempted murder charge?

E. coli’s effect on Chipotle stock price has actually been negligible. The announcement about the outbreak worsening caused a mild dip which had recovered completely by the time the announcement about decreased future earnings expectations. That’s what tanked their ticker. I am SURE they are blaming it on E. coli but…

Can we please harness Islamophobia and terrorism-fear to break the NRA’s stonewall?

These bits are often filmed in front of a camera, without a video repeater feed. I doubt Pearson knew what she was up against (that hijab).

What about how good Kirk was at riding a horse in ‘Generations’? That’s not aristocratic of him at all...

I’m pretty sure Kirk’s rational side was named ‘Spock’

Convincing parents they should jab their kids for HPV is an unnecessarily tough sell. Because it is billed as a ‘vaccine for an STD that causes cancer’ what parents hear is ‘your child doesn’t need this as long as they practice safe sex, or better yet no sex, especially not sex with dirty people carrying STDs.’ I find…

Yeah, I agree that a model’s size is irrelevant to their profession. That said, I would not want to patronize a plus-sized cardiologist or skydiving instructor.

This is why, in addition to wearing turbans, all male Sikhs are ALSO supposed to carry knives. I mean, and a comb, and a bracelet, but the whole point is that they're supposed to fight injustice, not be the target of it.

He's kind of ignoring the 20% of the dudes in his congregation who aren't addicted and can quit watching porn whenever they want to, though.

I agree! And anyway, Gabe d

Ok, so can someone please tell me what we SHOULD call people with vaginas, if not 'women?' I need a nice, simple, ideally two-syllable word for this basic concept.

Meher, I wish you hadn't cropped out the top line of the test image. I also regret that you have turned in your press pass for a poetic license in recreating his actions there. Before scrawling YOLO, he wrote neatly at the top of the booklet page, "I have the TAKS test to study for, not this unneeded craziness,"…

Can't the more orthodox dudes in Israel get out of military service by (pretending they are) studying the Torah super-hard? Seems only fair that the ladies have a bs exemption to take advantage of too if they want to.