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This mess makes all the Star Citizen shenanigans look good

This whole deal, is, by far, the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my 34 years of existence. What in the actual fuck is this, and what kind of absolute fucking imbecile would pay for any of this? What is this for? What is the purpose? What are you even “playing”?

We all know the solution is capping corporate profits, and requiring higher wages, but we won’t do that because of our slavish devotion to a single economic paradigm instead of a flexible sustainable multi-paradigm approach to the economy. This is what happens when legislators only have to listen to one segment,

How about some ketchup sandwiches?

The absolute GALL of this millionaire to tell people to eat cereal for dinner. I hope he gets thrombosed hemorrhoids.

Yeah, fuck him. He wants to drive up sales numbers? He can finagle things so that a small box of cereal is under six goddamned dollars.

Smart. Very smart. AAA publishers are only going to get worse, so it’s important to keep your franchises/IPs and cut loose in this day and age. It’s going to be tough without the rich sociopaths’ money, but in this industry the AAA model is just not sustainable with little to gain as a dev. 

CONSUME YOUR PROCESSED CORN PRODUCTS AND BE CONTENT, CITIZEN!

Good news! If you’re struggling to afford food, the CEO of Kellogg’s suggests you can just eat Corn Flakes for dinner!

They’re also a popular snack for 1-2 year olds. 

Fine dining is on the verge of a massive contraction. Boomers are largely retired, and while plenty of them have money..younger generations have issues. Xers are smaller and, have less money then boomers did, actually every gen below them is poorer than boomers were at the same age/career point. Millenials, much

But if Elon not overpromising and underdelivering, how can he pump Tesla stock to buy twitter ???

i thought this was going to be about the various crumbled cheeses offered on burgers.

Its weird the things we keep to remember those passed.

Shut up, Karen.

Trading cards - specifically older cards of famous players - used to have some value just by existing because it was rare that people would keep them in good condition for years. Once there became an organized market for them and price guides and such it totally changed. Card companies started producing artificially

Basically every Golden State Warriors game in the last 5 years or so, though I guess you’d have to replace “hardcore” with “bandwagon.” 

Crypto art is a great way to disguise money laundering.

no, that’s just what it is

So there’s no game attached to these? There’s no ownership? It’s not even a unique angle of the footage? I am in the goddamn wrong line of work.