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and the Lord Jesus spoke: “ye, if thou hast a rockin bod, make yon ducats on the site only for fans, my child! dolla, dolla bills, ye all!

Mary Magdalene would have had an OnlyFans.

“how dare you use what we have been doing for years agaisnt us!” -Wall Street

Look out, Gohmert. Marjorie is coming for your dunce cap.

Nothing but a little rest. Heading into 2021, I was hired as the video editor for Thea Trinidad (FKA Zelina Vega in WWE)‘s revamped Youtube gaming channel that goes live this weekend, so it’s been a lot of tireless working and some sleepless nights getting content ready. It’s been a daunting but wonderful opportunity

I admit I could see myself wearing that.

I suspect it uses the eldritch monstrosity that is the Switch Online phone app.

Some people find things like this meditative and relaxing, I do sometimes - rewarding, even. While the achievement for it is just like everybody else’s, it carries a certain weight that, while silly to you or me, obviously means something to him.

The only way any of the last four years makes sense is that they literally put in mind control bugs in closed door meetings

It just occurred to me what must be under that ridiculous bun of hers.

Going to show my age here....

Definitely the Xbox One. Luke’s article from the other day captured my feelings perfectly: the Xbox One was completely pointless. I think I bought like three games for it, and ended up using it for maybe 10 hours total. It wasn’t that it was “bad”, just that basically any Xbox exclusive game that interested me worked

My PS5 arrived yesterday and I was blown away while playing Astro’s Playgroom. The controller reacting to in-game actions added so much to the experience. There are so many PS4 titles I haven’t been able to play for years so the wishlist is already 30+ titles haha. Think I’ll go with Horizon Zero Dawn first. Also

yea, always build in a global pandemic to every gantt chart!

I’m late so idk if anyone’ll see this, but w/e.

Probably one who doesn't fight to strip them of healthcare and transfer their wealth to the super rich.

That and she actually gives a shit about the younger generations. Crazy, I know.