The lack of 30 year old gas guzzlers is what is driving up the price of used cars now?

This has been proven to be very inaccurate. Most of the electric cars that condition the batteries in extreme weather are lasting much longer than anyone anticipated. 10-12 years and the batteries aren’t even close to dying. Most are maintaining 90% of their original ratings at that point. Remember when all those…

That only matters if you want to resell it quickly.

Life's easy when your parents establish your wealth at 23 instead of 40.

Right?  What a fucken hoser.  How does someone so stupid make enough money to buy one of these pieces of shit.

Y’know, it’s really weird to buy a car from the same guy who has total access to your social media account.

“Hey Elan, my good friend and fearless leader, can you fix this weird glitch that happens when I say things you don’t like?”

That’s exactly what the self-appointed ultimate arbiter of “free speech” thinks it means: The freedom to post hate and nonsense as long as none of it is critical of him, the broken toys he sells, or his personal obsessions and grudges in any way.

Also a mental health exam since that’s bound to be questionable at best if a person is trying to buy one of these hunks of junk.

He can use Twitter, he’s just not making money off of it anymore despite posting about a vehicle he specifically bought to make money on Twitter. So yeah, two things I don’t care about combining into 1 thing that actually makes me kind of happy. Synergy I suppose.

I post all my videos to YouTube, Instagram, TikTok and they get decent amount of views,” Lamar MK tweeted. “I post those same videos to X and they barely get 100 views, it’s like zero reach.

The fuck is this timeline where nobodies complain about views and the term “shadowbanned” exists?

Despite all that, he’s remained true to the cult of Musk, claiming that the Cybertruck is “the most significant innovation and technological advancement the world has seen since the introduction of the iPhone.”

“Elon Musk. Please fix this.”

So this story is about a Cybertruck owner’s inability to use Twatter? Let me diagram that shit out in a “Things I care about” Venn...

Yeah. Definitely not a cult.

Every attempt at registering a Cybertruck should require a vision test, because people this blind to what’s right in front of their faces shouldn’t be driving.

“the most significant innovation and technological advancement the world has seen since the introduction of the iPhone.”

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes?

Freeze Peach is only for Musk, the rest of us are his servants.