Oh sure, but when I dress up in a furry costume and grab a small white girl in Utah, it's all FBI this, and Amber Alert that.

Pro's know you wait until after you pay for everything else to make that last-minute impulse buy. That way you can bring home a perfect receipt with no incriminating evidence and still be a fatass on the drive home.

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Sherman says and does smart things; he is smart.

I think I might do some other stuff first.

Considering the possible ramifications of going to a movie in Colorado, the first person I'd invite is my shooting guard.

Just be thankful for the guy in the back and his t-shirt. Were it not for him, we'd have no idea where this photo was taken.

Meanwhile, a 37 year-old Tim Duncan is not only NOT dying from an untreated shellfish allergy, but is still playing professional basketball at a high level.

Seriously. How much of an asshole do you have to be to fly after killing off most of your family?

This is nice. I like when Deadspin does nice.

You know what they say: "If at first you try and don't succeed, piloting planes probably isn't for you."

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They were most certainly knock-offs then

Take it up with Eric, he's the jaded one that's too cool to care.

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One flailed his arms (West) after the other acted like he just got shot in a WWII film (James).