I’m pretty sure that throwing a pie in someone’s face is assault, and what Johnson did qualifies as self-defense. KJ is an epic scumbag, but if a stranger throws a pie in your face you’re well within your rights to punch them.

Jesus christ, stop trying to make Donzi Scheme happen. It’s too long, it sounds more playful than you want it to, and he’s pandering to people’s greed he’s pandering to their fear and distrust of foreigners.

HALLELUUUUUUJAH!

Field of Dreams is the most overrated, incoherent, insane move ever made. Explaining the internal logic of the movie is impossible. Explaining what the fuck the movie is about is impossible. It’s just a bunch of “interesting” imagery and a middle of the road performance from Costner. I have never understood America’s…

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Lena Dunham

Ice pick, you cretin.

He does, but that’s not the point.

Chill out, Mrs. Glennon.

Not for a few more weeks.

Excuse me, current deadspin style guide clearly indicates that the most recent season of South Park did not happen. Please be more conscientious in the future.

Goalkeeper here! I love them unapologetically.

I too was a fan of Jon Oliver’s shtick at one point.

150+ gawkerites pretending Ghostbusters was funny. Sounds about right.

I’d like to join the rest of the commentariat in welcoming Patrick Redford to the 2013 internet.

100% right. It’s all about leaving your ship behind and straight adventurin’.

That shit with Azerbaijan was insane. I told my friends and family at the start of the games “Azerbaijan bought (I believe it was 2?) gold medals”, everyone said yeah whatever, then it actually happened. Boxing is insane.

You might want to do a quick image search for Ingrid Oliveira...

Um, but if it is a shithole, then is it racist to call it that just because it’s a shithole that’s mostly Black? Kind of confused here.

St. Louisians are very proud of their cuisine, and totally oblivious to the fact that it’s garbage.