Yeah, the more sensitive of my middle school history students actually express pity for Egypt since it’s been such a punching bag historically.

For me it was so stupid I quickly turned it off.

So many people attacking this hack writer in the comments, and I’m comfortable saying 0% watched this game in its entirety. Hypocrisy does not exist in the gawkerverse.

Because that wouldn’t be terrible for the NBA. It is terrible for women’s basketball. Anyone who talks themselves into watching a Women’s NCAA game would’ve turned that one off in disgust, and it’s reflective of an overall problem in many women’s team sports in general, which is no parity.

Yeah, but Billy definitely didn’t notice that, so here we are.

Never forget that Aaron Rodgers is an idiot from NorCal who believes that he has a system for guessing coin flips, believes he saw a UFO, and is probably a homeopath.

Because they look more like them.

99% of successfully taken charges are flops.

Seriously, are we just not going to talk about Gawkamania? No posts, no nothing?

Wow, that’s too good.

You don’t get paid based on how hard you work, you get paid based on how easy to is to replace you.

People like Burneko are the reason Trump is doing so well. Republicans who actually hate immigrants and other minorities are voting for Cruz. Republicans who hate smug, douchey liberals are voting for Trump.

Couple tips - lean forward, you do not want to fall back into the poop hole. Also, find a corner stall where you’re more likely to be able to anchor yourself or at least claw desperately at a wall. Also, your pants around your ankles are going to make the whole process harder; I suggest removing them completely and…

Fraser and Goldberg made a movie together?!?!

Damn, beat me to it.

You are seriously underestimating the impact a player of Joe Johnson’s caliber can still have on a good team. The Nets are a goddamn joke and Joe’s never been a leader, so of course he regressed there. He’s a natural banana, and on the Cavs, he would’ve been extremely helpful.

Maybe they released such a strongly worded statement because the evidence strongly points to him being innocent, he’s not going to be found guilty, and they’re attempting to counter the stigma of sexual assault allegations that by most appearances were false.

I know it was John Oliver and all, and that segment making fun of Trump was excellent, but am I the only who thinks the whole “Drumpf” thing isn’t quite as funny as everyone seems to want it to be?

Being salaried is the biggest racket ever. I was so excited to leave the disgusting hourly bums behind until I realized that everything I did beyond normal work would be for free, and I now had to do everything as fast as possible instead of making it drag on forever.

Romance is great, and she seemed really happy, but public proposals like this seem to put a LOT of social pressure on the lady to say yes. They seem kind of inappropriate for that reason.