I think the answer you’re looking for is “yeah, in Sacramento though.”

I love the dunkee’s teammates hugging the hell out of him like “we’re gonna get through this.”

You’re doing so, so well out here.

$20 parking tickets? San Francisco really is an earthly paradise.

Amazing picture.

Wasn’t a major studio film. Academy people are shameless pricks.

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Joe Johnson, Jack Johnson, Jake Johnson

100% correct.

I never considered how #problematic of a movie Idiocracy is. Gawker really does have what brains crave.

Sounds like we had very similar starts to the new year. I’m washing my boxers going forward, thought I had flesh eating groin bacteria.

I swear, Slinger isn’t as hick as it sounds! It’s basically Brooklyn compared to Watertown, which is where those LOSER goslings are from.

Proud Wisconsinite here; Minnesotans may have perfected “you betcha”, but it’s alive and well all across our great state.

Oh, brother, this guy’s vert is way over 42'. To throw it down that hard, in traffic, he’s gonna be closer to 50.

“How do people jump so high?”

Don’t let your hate cloud your judgement; he’s a serious pro prospect. Might challenge Gordon Hayward for the coveted mantle of “Best White Wing Player” in 4-5 years.

Come find me in the greys!

At least he moved under his own power instead of hitching a ride like some kind of...stoner.

To be fair, it curled so devastatingly because the defender deflected it.

get out

But the details weren’t relevant, because you just described the relevant part: hoppy beer + Indian food. Hence the joking at your expense