I love when Drew brings the heat with some hard hitting reporting.

I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not, but I still can’t come to grips with the idea that there are people out there who resist the urge to pee in the shower.

That’s not how you spell “brake”, buddy.

Basically just remove all of George Lucas’ attempts to be funny and you’re down to a clean 90 minutes of surprisingly watchable material.

explanation of competitive eating, I think.

But they didn’t review...

“Throw our votes away...”

Lance here gets it.

Yeah it is and was a dick move, but in a situation like this I can’t see why you wouldn’t want to.

You are not. It is laughably overblown.

Man, I have no idea. We’ve gone completely through the looking glass on this one.

She’s now a retired and mostly unlikable women’s soccer player in America, I don’t think we should worry about having to put up with her that much in the future.

Billy, have some guts and call this goal what it really is.

Why is this video a reflection? I DEMAND ANSWERS

I like tossing the salad inside the to-go box, but then the dressing coated cheese particles get stuck to the box, becoming essentially inedible. But if I try to just fork toss the salad without closing and shaking, I get piss poor dressing coverage. SOMEONE PLEASE HELP.

Not saying you’re wrong, but that’s a pretty bold guess.

These post titles practically write themselves, eh?

Might be going out on a limb here, but he might be addressing the fairly widespread rumor that Rondo is gay and in the closet. Not sure, though.

Shhh, this guy’s a time traveling hot taker from 3 years ago...just let him acclimate slowly.

Dunwich Borers was a reference to HP Lovecraft’s “Dunwich Horror”. Bethesda loves their deep references.