Came for the snarky gawker commentariat making douchey comments about fans’ love for Scrappy White Receivers. WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.

HOT TAKE

Wow, spirited effort by the goal keeper there. It’s hard to save anything when you’re face down on the ground before the ball is even struck.

lol this author thinks I’m going to read thousands of words about the etymology of “fuckboy”

“just like occupy is hitting the same roadbumps”

C-c-c-c-click bait!

+2 for your comment and handle

That line for vegan hot dogs...

That’s a bingo.

I think that giving a shit about what most people tend to think is also what Katai is too old for.

Yeah, the point is that if the Black community doesn’t see him as good, they need to open their eyes because he’s by far the most sympathetic White candidate out there. The government isn’t anywhere close to being stocked with all Black politicians, and frankly it never will be, so when Black people shit on…

Oh my Jesus. That’s the best keeper goal I’ve ever seen, and it will remain so.

Nice article, agreed with you on all but one point. The situation in Ukraine isn’t really super complicated, not in the sense that you described. It’s very clear that Russia committed/is in the midst of a hostile takeover of Ukraine, and it’s pretty obvious that we had pledged to help. What’s equally clear is that…

Are you serious?!? That was NOT an attempt to pass the ball back to the keeper. Forrester hauled off and ripped the ball full power over the keeper’s head, hitting the goal on the fly.

The gawker readership is not, in any sense, the group that needs to have the basics of respecting women condescendingly explained to them. This article is truly useless, and circle-jerk bait of the highest order. Thanks, Leslie.

“Sure, he takes a couple shots...”

Ham No is the living embodiment of reading too much Hemingway.

I’ve held that fort alone, for so long, it seemed like relief would never come. Thank you.

This snarky comment is going to get me through the rest of a working Saturday.

People get high before watching Wilfred? I feel like that’s the last thing I’d want to do before watching that show...