*a certain kind of attractive women who don't represent female empowerment or transparently forced down-to-earthiness

"And of course I need to know the total before filling out the rest of the boilerplate info on said check."

Time to back off man, nobody is agreeing with you because you are wildly wrong. Great Lakes states are the Upper Midwest. Chicago is the capital of the midwest and by far the most cosmopolitan area in it, but that doesn't mean it has nothing to do with the midwest. Have you seen upstate New York and inland California?…

Oh yeah. And good luck trying to talk to people about the massive gradient between taking 10 seconds, 30 seconds, and a full minute to order food. It's not inconsequential, it's the difference between normal human, idiot, and full blown retard. So glad I found you guys.

I always thought that was just a sexist line about how WOMEN BE BITCHING but you can give them some money and they'll shut up. Is it deeper?

Everything. Everything.

Even if you were just being contrarian, you got it right on instant coffee. And Americano really is the worst. ROTY.

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Best part is the little girl who goes into full cheer mode as soon as the banner finishes its triumph over the mites.

Yeah, despite how the author tried to make it sound, that still sounded a lot like Hope Solo assaulting two different family members. She has a history of drunken violence, and clearly terrible judgement (marrying Jerramy Stevens on the heels of a DV arrest...), yet many of you want to look at that obvious pattern of…

Eh, domestic violets are for jingoistic fools. I go European.

"Disciplining your kids is YOUR business." Actually, it's really not. That's why child abuse laws exist, as well as the various protective services.

"...but she had plans (and also wasn't sure if she wanted to see him again) so didn't respond to two subsequent texts he sent over the following few days..."

Correct answer to fast food workers getting your order wrong: check in store or in the drive thru line. They fuck up 20% of the time, so don't be self conscious.

I don't know about 1 in 5, but you're basically correct (Drew is wrong). You aren't going to be able to see and react to the ball in tennis, probably won't be able to get your racket on anything. Hitting the basebal? LOLOLOL have you ever even tried to hit a ball at the batting cages? Not happening, ever. The PK you…

A sweep in the finals? That must have killed their ratings.

Oh so badly.

Always loved Rachel Nichols.

Right on. I'm from Wisconsin and would never have DREAMED of changing lanes without signaling, but after a few months in LA it's become pretty obvious that if you actually want to get over, signaling is the last thing you should do. Thanks to douchebag drivers, we all end up in the bad box of the prisoner's dilemma.

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