“very reliably released”
-low key shade at Drew and Marchman?

This is a fake article from Haisley. Where’s the 6000-word screed filled with 3000 unnecessary adverbs?

This is what happens after years of spaying and neutering.

I eagerly await Schilling’s calm, respectful, measured response....

The article was specifically about his crazy bullshit story about going into hock for Yankees tickets which magically made him successful. The facts of the story don’t hold up to scrutiny, and even it they did it’s still terrible business advice.

Because you can boil them to make tea.

It’s obviously not Massen as in “Mason” otherwise it would be spelled Maeysyn. DUH

That Straw Man of yours still collects a paycheck from his current team.

This liberal bias is exactly why I canceled my subscription to Deadspin. I just read all the words in the articles and comment sometimes.

Man, don’t ever be fooled by a bad team playing well in the last month when their fate is sealed. Every time they do this their fans spend the entire offseason dreaming about what’s coming, and every single time they get kicked in the balls. There is a .000 success rate. They don’t have their first round pick, and…

I’m glad that the NBA is solidifying the message I’m teaching my children. Their future is entirely dependent on the results of the lottery.

Had to look up ‘sansabelt pants,’ not bad.

I spent 13 years on active duty (2x Iraq, 1x Afghanistan), and got out last year. Seeing pictures of Fifth Avenue fuckwits like this playing war tourist eliminates any regret I have about not staying in longer - and makes me feel awful for my friends still in.

I literally will not watch this for 2 reasons:

1) because even reading the description made me cringe so fucking hard I barely made it through the article without NOPE-ing out of it, and

+1 PF Changs meal

They are the 14 seed in the East.

That’s actually just another pair of khakis folded up.

He seems to have just crammed the cordless phone from his office into his front pocket to carry with him.

Oh, c’mon, it’s not that hard: One’s Robert and one’s Bobby. Or on alternate days, one’s Bobby and one’s Robert..

Lopez’s punch was so slow, Stevie Wonder could have dodged it even if he was blind.