That’s the whole Republican philosophy. You need to protect the rich greedy assholes or else you’ll never become a rich greedy asshole!

Champions League semifinalists Ajax?

“I didn’t know NFL teams had homecoming games,” he said. “I thought that was a high school thing.” 

As a lifelong Bills fan who is from Western NY and who has attended 70+ games, I’ve stopped going because of shit like this. While Deadspin laughs at the antics of Hashtag Bills Mafia, most of us fans who have been going for decades are sick of this shit and would like to go to a game without seeing people act like…

Ugh, too soon. Take your stupid star, and also this VHS copy of highlights from the 1992 Dallas Cowboys’ thrilling march to the Super Bowl.

I prefer “blood”

Even the name of the candy, a diminutive form of Congolese, is off the charts racist.

Oh dear. Bush to Live is a massive step sideways.

Yes, just as it is not a code word to disguise “hate fags” in our profile name by spelling it backwards, 557sgafetah. My, aren’t you clever.

Based on my years playing hockey....ever since beer and vicarious living was invented.

We got a new coach my senior year of HS who instituted a drill where two players lined up 10 yards apart, and one would run full-speed and tackle the other who stood dead still with their arms straight up in the air. Now that I think about it, that guy should probably be in jail.

I disagree with you

Andrew Luck is not an entertainment product. He’s a person, a person who used to participate in an industry of entertainment. They were booing the person for the choice he is making to leave that industry.

Or you could clap and give him a standing ovation for the entertainment he provided you and thank him for “his service”, if we’re going to keep using military terms.  Unless the only reason they’re mad is because they bought season tickets to resell them on StubHub and now their investment is worth less.  In which…

Here come the waterworks:

Fuck, man. I’ve never wanted to hug someone who wrote into a WYTS before, but shit.

I live in Ham Lake, and this is a terrifyingly accurate take. The volume of cul-du-sac cowboys in these here parts is mystifying. Congrats on your 12 trucks and zero retirement savings you corn cobs.

I absolutely love Le Batard, because he gets it. His show with Stugotz is stupid, irreverant, and not at all serious. Just like Sports. They understand that none of this stuff actually matters, and they give sports news all of the respect that it has earned, which is to say none at all. Instead they have fun, because…

“It will never be done again...” as in the future.