...pets whose owners have died.

.... people who like poker but not enough of their friends do to ever get a game together

I’ll say it again: want to see gun reform? Have all POC exercise their 2nd amendment rights.

Spring football could certainly work. One of the biggest hurdles is that people feel no pressing need to watch any specific game, it’s hard to create instant fan loyalty for a brand new team. Why should I watch a random game between, say, the Arizona Hotshots and Salt Lake Stallions?

My five-pound dog takes up just enough room to make me uncomfortable, but she’s still a good girl and deserves to sleep wherever the hell she wants.

That minority owner also did not have a criminal complaint filed against him.

Truthfully, nothing like that’s ever happened to me. The worst thing about my gym (I go to a Planet Fitness, so make of that what you will) is the dudes who feel the need to shake their protein drinks at every available opportunity; the motion always reminds me of masturbation—which pretty accurately describes how I…

His “More like Serge I-Block-a” should result in a life time ban from being allowed to even talk.

I mean, Double-A is basically the bush league, so...

So right.  Even slowed down, the video shows he glanced at him for a second or less.  Follows it with “Give it a break” it sounds like, at the very end of the clip.

If you start your sentence with, “Back in my day...” you better finish it with, “...is not a great indicator of how things should be because we had casual racism and sexism and threw trash out car windows like a bunch of damn idiots.”

arrr ‘tis true, the sight of gold drives many a Pirate mad

That picture always looks like he’s getting head from Jeff Bezos.

They’re going with the “I suspected they had warrants” defense I see. It’s like these cops have a running mental rolodex of warrants when they’re issued or something.

I like every moment Chuck bullies Shaq. It shows what the Javale McGee taunting shows, that Shaq needs to be the top dog giving people shit or else he starts to mumblecry. I mean really, you’re going to knock Chuck out because...he took too many minutes of a timed segment?

The write-up in this article does not, and really, *can not*, do justice to this segment. That might be some of the funniest stuff they’ve had all season, and it’s precisely because Barkley and Co. clown him so badly.

I know I’d be telling my grandkids about it.

I sat there after the game rewinding this play, at least a dozen times, thinking to myself, “Nah, he slipped. He definitely slipped.”

I also are smashing things pitches. I use my baseball bat stick.

They reached out to Jeter first but he threatened to sue them if they kept calling