Holy shit. I can’t wait to see Simmons ROAST Jonah on his hit TV show.

I think it’s ridiculous you have Pulisic getting a hat trick in each leg. Please be more realistic about this kid.

The pro athlete bit is important. Apparently a ton of basketball players eat exclusively at Cheesecake Factory because they like it, and know what they’re getting at each establishment.

I agree, but I have some friends who are very sad Kings fans, and am morally obligated to acknowledge their suffering.

Yeah, like we are going to take the word of a known criminal.

Maddow says treat him like a silent movie. Focus less on what he says, and more on what he’s doing.

Can we maybe stop talking about his tweets? There are things that the Republicans are doing everyday that threaten the American way of life. The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential. Let’s give it a rest. Please? Our way of life, based on some of our…

Beagles are for some reason extremely food motivated/prone to being fat. Some tricks I’ve heard of to keep them busy/entertained includes scattering their meals around your yard (if it’s fenced in) so they use all their senses to “earn” their food. I tried it with my mutt...........she did not appreciate it and I…

Or he really wants to get into the Hall of Fame and accepted back in the NBA old stars family.

Amar’e enjoyed being Tim Hardaway, Jr.’s teammate so much that he thought he try out being on the same team as Tim Hardaway, Sr.

I also don’t think they understand that women’s bathrooms have stalls. They seem to think a trans woman is gonna go into a women’s restroom, hike up her skirt and use a urinal.

Whatever it means, I’m pretty sure I - a white guy - should never use it.

Easy Top row L to R: Poindexter, The Grube, Deb from accounting, “Slitherin” Steve.
Bottom row L to R: Chud, Nationally ambiguous name guy, ‘Stache-Man Jones, Squats and “Pussy Thief” Dave “the Eye-Talian stallion”

This. If there was even one - just one - example of him using this word to describe the tactics of a white player I would give him a pass. But I guarantee you he never has.

Beuerlein is a Notre Damer, so he’s probably guilty of something.

What an asshole.

Talking up a sub .500 team by mentioning another sub .500 team’s win streak. This is sad kinja.

I was trying to set the bar extra high for “all-time-great” in order to give Phil some benefit of the doubt, but you’re right, it’s at least five. His time with Payton and Malone was limited enough that I’m cool with omitting them from Jackson’s ledger, though they are also all-timers.

the only explanation I can think of for that ranking is that boomers never made the change from yahoo to gmail 10 years ago.

All time leading Premier League era striker.