This reminds me of the first time I went to a disco, and happened to see myself flailing like a frog in a blender, reflected in a wall mirror.

That’s a boy who knows how to get a pity hug from one of the cheerleaders after the contest

“With Mourinho gone and Atlético no longer a realistic option to rescue him from a life of fish and chips and bad teeth [...]” — The Big Book of Lazy Cultural Cliches (1987) p. 2.

(EDIT: The simpler lesson might be to learn to decontextualize an obnoxious Nike ad from its inspiration. I hope that the Chris Mortenson ad did not inspire a similar response.)

“There might be a gas outage in Pittsburgh this week because the stove, my friends, appears to have gone freezing cold for Andrew McCutchen and the Pirates.”

the charge generally relates to what evidence the prosecution has and can prove beyond a reasonable doubt, as well as what the state’s law requires to prove each element of murder. Generally, murder requires preconceived intent to cause great bodily harm.

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

I can’t wait to hear Scott Van Pelt ask Tim Kurkjian about Kiko Alonso’s reaction to Fidel Castro.

yes, cause us mere mortals have no right to comment on sports

If there’s one thing Thibs always gives his players, it’s time.

They’re all essentially children. I think expectations were way inflated for this season. Give ‘em time.

i don’t disagree that the candidates werent ideal, but I really hated this line of thought throughout the campaign. All it did was create a conversational “out” for moderate minded people to pull the lever for the the racist demagogue orange one.

Yes, you’re right, a man catching a dump-off pass and scoring an uncontested bucket definitely is what is exciting about this basketball play from Europe.

Point: he was nice to me one time on the phone

“You’re a good egg, Noonan. Now pick up that gum wrapper” - Trump

Call them what they are Pro-Birthers. Everything they stand for is all about the birth. Cutting medical coverage, education & welfare pretty much prove they don’t give a flying fig once the fetus actually become a child.

No puppet, no puppet. You’re the puppet.

Holy shit! Never had a clue.

My very not hot take: If you wear it because it brings back good memories, do as you please. If you wear it as an excuse to be an arrogant prick, never.

Dude, I get it that the Democratic Party is not liberal enough for you. They’re not liberal enough for me, too. I would love some viable third, fourth, and fifth options. But ease up with the histrionics, would ya? There is significant difference between the Democrats and “a Republican Party Nazifying at warp speed.”