Jeff Green has had maybe the most hilariously fascinating career in NBA history. He is perpetually on the trading block as both the cause of all his current team’s struggles and the solution to all his next team’s struggles.

Chargers? Its gotta be a Natrone Means Jersey.

jet fuel can’t melt candles.

Nah, that could be said about fanbases from Green Bay, Pittsburgh, every Florida team, and Cincy. It’s the fact that they have those 5 year olds drive them home that puts them ahead of the pack

No, that’d be stupid. The kid spends his Sundays at a bar.

he can’t read yet

This is assuming a lot (insurance, time, money) but have you considered seeing a therapist who has a specialization in drug and alcohol use? My alcohol use is tied to my inability to deal with stress and having someone to talk to/be accountable to helped so much in my recovery process.

Ugh, yeah. Good luck with everything. My wife’s been to rehab 4 times in the last 5 years. It looks like this last one took, but you never know for sure.

I always get them mixed up, which one was married to Lamar Odom?

I think he is just wearing a shitty shirt that shrunk. It’s almost like he dresses terribly on purpose.

Wtf did i just read?

And just to point, the retired baseball pitcher, Nolan Ryan, is currently succeeding at one of those far better than Trump ever did. What’s Ryan’s secret? He’s selling steak in a grocery store...I’ll give you a minute to bask in the sheer genius of such a strategy.

A face that was made for radio with a voice that was made for print.

Yep. To be fair, the Vikings are the only team in NFL history to start 6-0 and miss the playoffs, so Vikes be Vikes is a legit caviat I think (2003).

I’m an old white person who really gets tired of reading articles by old people telling Kaep that is protesting the wrong way. That he might become too offensive. That’s kind of the point of protesting right? Did the original Boston tea-partiers ask nicely for the British to drop the tax on tea? Did Rosa Parks…

haha. I like this joke and plan to steal it to impress my father in law.

Really disappointed Fat Sam won’t get to stave off relegation with this England team in 2018.

If that model says the race is a dead heat ... why does he need pundit-y campaign narrative reasons to explain it?

Normally you have to go to a Detroit Lions tailgate to see a face wearing an ass.

This is good kinja shaming.