90% of the MN population before May: 'we want out of Minnesota.'

Jim Tomsula is like that stepdad you might have had who let you take the car until 2 in the morning, but smacked you in the jaw if you left the microwave door open.

Then they heard a strange noise. It was [Matt] Tumbleson, the head of communications, rolling head over heels down the hallway past them in a series of fumbling cartwheels. According to Lee, the situation was awkward enough that he told Durant he had everything he needed, after all.

It appears he's quick and a good ball-handler, like an overwhelming majority of Division I guards. Also, that flattop.

The 11.2 volume bottles are relatively new. They've always been stubby, however.

Judd Nelson hasn't been that upset since that day in the library with Molly Ringwald.

Dortmund tifos are a cut above.

You're right about the tipping - as for the eye-rolling, it's because they find it patronizing and insulting. Same thing can happen in France if you "tip" too much it can often cause complete outrage: they're a chef, not a charity case.

It's certainly a possibility, or maybe halfway into doing one, he decided to do the other. I love it either way.

If nobody said anything, I would have thought that was Bryant Reeves.

"Wow I'm surprised Jefferson could even get up, given his age."

I went when I was 12 and spent a half hour afterwards doubled over the toilet waiting to puke with my Dad looking on and muttering how he should have waited a few extra years.

Especially confusing during his junior year at Texas.
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I would SO love to go to the Mutter Museum. I've watched all sorts of Discovery and Travel Channel shows about it.. the conjoined twins, the giant colon, the skulls. I'd totally set up a trip to go there, and I'm not a creepy person. SCIENCE! (Okay, maybe weird, but not creepy.)

Yeah, I've had the same thought re: Webber. He's good! Even the one clumsy moment he had tonight—when he tried to engage a clearly zoned-out Dwyane Wade in a discussion of the evolution of the Euro-step in the NBA—came from what makes him such a good commentator: He's a curious dude and likes to think, and talk,…

The NBA is using this event to promote the WNBA. It's not the way I would go about it, but I understand it.

But, who will the NBA turn to when they inevitably have to move a suitcase full of coke to a big Hollywood producer?

What the everliving fuck does the "analytics are dumb" crowd think analytics are? I do think that the BRAND "analytics," like "big data," smacks of cynical consultant-speak, and probably obscures at least as much as it illuminates. It contributes to the idea that "analytics" is this crazy Other thing, like if someone…

Satan himself wouldn't look Oakley in the eye, if he knew what was good for him.