I can think of better options then canceling it. They could for instance just make it crazy stupid.

I feel like I know you from somewhere...

"Listen man, I don't come to your work and slap the Dirk out of your hand."

Not sure if this is Worthy of a headline.

It's actually based on this report from a Forbes "contributor," which is incredibly bad and dumb. I'm fairly certain anybody can post anything directly to Forbes.com these days; it's like Kinja that people actually use.

Richard Purrman: I don't just talk shit, I cover it.

You have to respect this level of premeditated trolling. Walton ordered the book, brought it to the game, waited for his chance on live tv.

First round pick? Sure as shit, as long as the Jets are around.

What's more self-serving than a guy announcing he's staying in school? A professional journalist commenting on it.

His first three college games, ever. Against teams ranked #11, #1, and #2. In the divisional championship game, the Sugar Bowl, and the National Championship.

Really, Hawaiians? You couldn't like Utahan food to return the favor?

They were probably talking about how this clip would go viral and they'd get a reality show out of the deal. People like this think they're hilarious.

What are you talking about? It's pretty obvious that Shabazz and Barnes did what they did on purpose. If that shit happened by accident, they'd look pretty stupid, don't ya think?

Yeah, and they're all like "let's get him fired!" like screwing with some schmuck's livelihood over five bucks is so cool and clever. Fucking lowlife slabs of shit.

So let me see if I understand this correctly.

As a two time Ironman finisher and decent open water swimmer, resident of Miami and a sailor, I don't necessarily call bullshit but I call major embellishment. Ever tried swimming in from 2 miles off shore in Miami during the middle of the day? You think it's easy because you can see land - it's way harder than you…

Boston media has wasted no time producing puff pieces about this - Konrad went to prep school in Danvers, which is enough of an excuse to cover this with a "local" angle. To corroborate his ability to survive this ordeal, WBZ just finished a segment about how as a student, Konrad was "motivated." And then the local…

Well, if I had to guess, he was probably pretty wet the entire time.

The fuck is that two-handed throw? This dude is the asshole version of Ollie from Hoosiers .