If you're disciplining a one year old, you aren't even fucking trying to parent.

I think Dave and Drew are your most likely candidates. Daddest dads.

Can't you use the lid from the cream cheese tub as a makeshift spoon? There's levels to this, man.

Which staffer is which in the group photo accompanying the Kluwe article?

Which member of the staff still downloads porn to their desktop?

Only a guy who eats Peanut Butter and Cheese sammiches would wear a hat like this with a jacket like that. That's GOTTA be Dickey.

That's not the full email—the rest is boring stuff about family news—but I did not make it up. My dad has very hot sports takes.

I still have no clue what Hasidic Jimmy Fallon is doing here, but I'm glad nonetheless.

I assumed that was Findlay, Ohio — Roethlisberger's hometown, but I don't think it's that far North. Also, why should anyone ever be blamed for not being a Browns or Lions fan?

what's with the Raiders Lesotho county up in Northern California?

The All Blacks have very few Maori players on their team. They are mostly Pakeha (white Kiwi) with a couple of part Maoris and other Islanders.

Man, he deserves punishment but I really feel for the guy...having to watch almost half the season from the discomfort of his mansion, private jet, yacht, and/or jet-yacht.

Something tells me Cowherd's saving his most vitriolic rant for the All Blacks.

Yeah but what is your opinion on tipping etiquette

It's mickey-mouse, amateurish stuff, but even more significantly, it's shockingly anti-labor. If MLS wants to be the league of choice for the world's best players, it'd better start allowing those players to choose their situations.

Snoop Dogg on:

The good news is it's a visually-disturbing fracture, and not any kind of ligament damage. Bones heal quickly and aren't likely to be broken again. Fuck up knee ligs and you're out longer, have to rehab, and it's always more vulnerable.

Shaun Livingston had a gruesome knee injury. This is a tib/fib fracture. Completely different.

Guy anchor clearly believes that Spider-man provoked that attack.