Do you play in a professional sports league and are in a union that collectively bargains with your employers over drug policy? If so, good for you! If not, who gives a shit what you do or don't do?

Everyone should also be aware that Billy was the real star of this race:

I think the difference is that Manziel was successful at what he did, so its like, oh well, he's a bitch, but he's not taking himself too seriously and it looks like fun. Kind of like Gronk (although Manziel is MUCH more obnoxious). The Kardashians don't have that, Miley is gross, and Kanye never looks like he's ever…

My favorite part of this is Foer—whose book Eating Animals was published by a subsidiary of a subsidiary of a subsidiary of a subsidiary of Lagardère, and the film adaptation of whose book Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close was distributed by Warner Bros.—boasting about how "I don't tend to get involved with sizable…

Eh, they were pretty generous with the assists. So much so that the guys calling the game got a little pissed about them giving Westbrook his 10th.

Wow. I mean, at least Tirico is a harasser and a bit of a choad; all Hubie Brown ever did was teach the fundamentals and be an insightful color commentator.

I'm going to be blunt. If Henderson's marijuana problems are chronic, he's sowing the seeds of his own failure. But this is a joint problem for both players and owners. Management snoops around in player's private lives and uses drug testing to weed out problem players, while the players wish the media would just pipe…

I can't believe no one has mentioned this sooner. Whenever the topic of screening comes up, prostate cancer in elderly men is almost always the first words out of my professor's mouths.

Face-melting hot take. Straight volcanic.

But this does bring up another pressing issue: We need more teams named the Abraham Lincolns.

Gotta love #90 desperately clinging to any hope that they didn't just lose.

Which is why these bandits shouldn't be upset when their mugs are paraded around social media. One even posed for pictures with his stolen medal. So yeah, karma = bitch.

But people who run bandit don't wear fake bibs. That's the only think that bothers me. Well, also the fact that the "charity" seems to be all about funding a trip for someone.

I have run bandit before, I didn't copy a bib, get in a corral, and I sure as shit didn't get a medal. No biggie. The BAA specifically asked that no one bandit this year's race. And I think most folks listened. But even if people didn't and ran without a bib, it's not that big of a deal.

Just because this act of stealing has a "long history" doesn't make it defensible. Portraying thieves as noble "bandits" is to flatter people who took what they did not earn or pay for.

It was shitty to create a copy of a complete stranger's bib, especially the asshole that even took her medal.

You appear to have some kind of personal agenda against the author, so I'm going to go ahead and ignore you.

It's not a "witch hunt" to call someone out who created a "charity" to fundraise his personal hike of the Pacific Coast Trail.

Also, grapefruit juice is the most terrible juice ever created. It's the only fruit that needs to be doused in sugar to be consumed and requires it's own ridiculous bent knife/spoon combo.

I'd love to talk about the pic, but today is about honoring and supporting Qualcomm.