"They need to score goals and keep a clean sheet."

As a Darren Rovell fan, I understand you're joking, but I'm getting sick of all these PFTCommenter fanboys circle-jerking their idiot "humor" at the expense of erudite sports-marketing minds like Rovell. People forget that Rovell led the #Brands to three straight World Series of ad revenue, and the Final Four of…

you call him a Fake Rich Guy. is that because he is neither rich nor a man, or simply not a man, but still rich. This wasnt clarified in the article.

160 is a little heavy for a 5'6" dude. If I was 5'6" i'd want to be one of those 140lb super endurance athletes.

I think it's more of a "dick move" because they waited until the last minute. They received the release notice over a week ago. Calling Jurgen to let him know you can't release the players is the best route. Plus, did they tell the players beforehand? These moves will piss off your players if you aren't open with…

Rob Gronkowski—a human abnormality whose body is 60% malt beverage

Here's an extended cut, which is just as great. Please note the random dude who just flies in out of nowhere and dunks.

America hates Duke so much that they didn't even include them on this map of teams that made the Sweet Sixteen in 2014.

you are exactly right. American soccer fans are extremely passionate and very defensive of what they hold dear, there squads and the league. I love MLS and even NASL, but a lot of fans have a complex that is indeed very off putting at times.

To be fair though, baseball is a bit dull— having been to both MLB and MLS games, I think it's a fair thing to argue that one is on the rise, while the other is on the decline (based purely on "fan excitement" in-stadium.)

Readers deserve an explanation. This is the cereal discussion we had before Marchman went rogue.

161. Andy Carroll

10 minutes of noise and awkward elbowing.

so wait, did Oddibe really have to pay those water bills

Pretty good, but I don't think anything will ever beat this:

Great strawman. Godwin's Law applies to sports talk too - the role of Hitler is played by working class American heroes. ...I'm sure you spend lots of time over on the auto workers of America discussion forums following the tedious details of their days, considering your non sequitur implication that the world should…

popovich's interviews are hilarious, far funnier than anything Belichick's put out

Seriously, if you're putting a lot of stock in a stat that tells you that Wes Matthews has been the second-best guard in the Western Conference this season, you should be embarrassed. Don't make a big stink out of defending this very dumb metric or I am going to dismiss this entire thread and demote you to the gray.