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FUN FACT: Weird Al's newest album has a parody of Lorde, who was born the same year Weird Al released his NINTH album.

I'd say it's a good Bond film, but not a great Bond film. The thing about the Brocolli family is that they decide they want to make a "dark" film every half-dozen or so films. Think On Her Majesty's Secret Service and Quantum of Solace/Skyfall and, of course, License To Kill.

Relevant.

The hell I don't! Listen, kid. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

He's a pompous, disrespectful blowhard who countenances spying and bullies guests. She a racist shit-stirrer who thinks she's advancing feminism by trolling and throwing other women she doesn't like under the bus, and then asking for dudebro points for being so "edgy" and "an equal opportunity offender". So I come

Mario Kart 64. Always and forever.

"Last summer I bought a Hummer H3 on a whim. Because I'm a fucking retard, I didn't know I would be spending up to $350 per month on gas. So instead of ditching this vehicle like any smart person would, I'm trying to fix my original dumb choice with another dumb choice by buying the dumb blinking light called a fuel

comedy gold

Found the problem.

Kneel before GNOD!

This is so great. Here, I'm embedding it so everyone can see without clicking through:

This is the one that did me in-a DC Batman artist drew him!

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Game: The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword