He's a pompous, disrespectful blowhard who countenances spying and bullies guests. She a racist shit-stirrer who thinks she's advancing feminism by trolling and throwing other women she doesn't like under the bus, and then asking for dudebro points for being so "edgy" and "an equal opportunity offender". So I come…

Mario Kart 64. Always and forever.

"Last summer I bought a Hummer H3 on a whim. Because I'm a fucking retard, I didn't know I would be spending up to $350 per month on gas. So instead of ditching this vehicle like any smart person would, I'm trying to fix my original dumb choice with another dumb choice by buying the dumb blinking light called a fuel…

comedy gold

Found the problem.

Kneel before GNOD!

This is so great. Here, I'm embedding it so everyone can see without clicking through:

This is the one that did me in-a DC Batman artist drew him!

Game: The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

Game: Super Mario Galaxy

"Water is a type of Pokemon" is clearly the best part of that entire thing.

I started to lose it at the "not even halfway through Pokemon!" line

That belongs in a museum!

I loved his Man With the Machine Gun rendition.