Syscrush
Syscrush
Syscrush

Why are we attributing everything to the truck and not the driver?

Counterpoint: you need to wear a mask anytime you are indoors with people who are not part of your household.

V8s sound like ass. I can’t believe there are no I6's with single exhaust on there.

I’m just here to say that they all suck. Almost all of these OEM wheels are cast shit that rides worse and weighs more than a 2" smaller steel wheel.

I’m no expert, but to me this seems like everything I’ve seen or read about the behaviors that precede family elimination killings.

At the time he didn’t know Taylor Swift’s name, which adds some retrospective charm:

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Counterpoint: fuck loud vehicles on public roads.

I think that this underscores the perils of having an IPO before you’ve delivered a fucking product.

and it’s these video files that bidders will be able to purchase through an online sale

And that somehow almost 2 years after leaving, Kristen Lee is still the best writer on Jalopnik.

It has to be.

Of course, the most non-sensical yet somehow perfect has to go to Sonny Crocket’s Testarossa:

Literally every car in Corner Gas.

Ricky’s Shitmobile from Trailer Park Boys. Note the “clearing stick” in its holster:

Pro tip - on Chrome you don’t have to delete your whole history... You can just delete the suggestion from the auto dropdown that appears and then go on with your life:

Yeah. The non-bike stuff got kinda sadly vanilla, though:

You can’t do Mercedes dirty like that. She has more wrenching and driving skill than everyone else who ever worked at Jalop put together, and almost as many ill-advised vehicles.

Sorry, who are you?

These occupations are violent - the police state that they’ve been afraid to clear out the occupiers for fear of violent reprisal.

But it all begs the question: who’s funding these people to sit idle and forego pretty decent money in order to act stupidly and shout slogans?...