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David, I love you - but “David Tracy did it” is more of a warning than an endorsement at this point.

Get hydraulic discs. Believe the hype.

Stay away from suspension, unless you wanna get into downhill, or really gnarly trails.

Oh, confound it, man, are you afraid of success?

Never, Ever Fuck With the Mail

Seven years isn’t particularly old for a tire

I would like to thank the TÜV for saving our beloved David Tracy from himself.

Those cutaway drawings are great. To me they look like David Kimble’s work. Can we get Raph on researching that, and maybe doing a feature on Kimble?

The only thing she loves or values in this world is power. Anyone she attaches to in her life is simply a pawn to feed her addiction to it.

That diesel injection pump has me deeply concerned, because even if I do manage to get that mysterious contraption working, by the time I do, will there be enough time to address whatever other problems driving the car will uncover? Will I be able to find all the parts I need to fix this van? How will I register and

Bradley Brownell: You know what the Goldwing needs? Another 250 lbs and to be better for short trips.

Jesus. What a monstrosity.

thrust is cumulative—that’s why those NASA probes with the little ion engines that make as much thrust as a piece of paper exerts on a desk can eventually get those probes moving so fast

I Just Bought A $600 Diesel Manual Chrysler Minivan

I’m so tired of this fucking trope. It’s not true. It’s never been true. A country that values “personal freedom” above all else and leads the world in incarceration rate? A country full of “rugged individuals” who are literally risking their own lives and those of their loved ones on orders from their cult leader.

Sometimes there’s a beauty in things that aren’t perfect

The Good:

John” is actually Danny McBride with his head shaved for disguise, right?