This is 100% it. The bad news: you’ll miss your cool life, no matter what anyone says. The good news: none of it will matter. Good luck on the baby and everything that follows.

That’s a pretty great win ratio, no matter how you cut it.

Stanley, your heart sucks and you crush your wife during sex.

I’m just here to point out that the hover conversions advertised in BTTF 2 were priced at $40k (well, “thirty nine, nine ninety-nine, ninety-nine”). In the late 80's that seemed to me like an insane number and a joke about rampant inflation. Now it seems quaint.

Oh god, you’re going to make me side with these people, aren’t you?

seeing them get sick might convince some of their supporters to take things seriously

This is a tough one:

An abandoned gas station would have made so much more sense.

Also, is Lindsay Graham now choosing to align the modern Republican party with the 18th century French aristocracy? Does he not understand that the French revolutionaries were the best allies that the US had in its early days?

I don’t know - maybe you should imagine that they’re rusty? I would have thought that the fact that these are capable of a tank slapper would make you love ‘em given your fondness for the death wobble.

David, I love you but this was long, long overdue. I understand loving machines, even oddball crapcans that nobody else cares about. But you were squarely in hoarder territory with a bunch of worthless and unsightly vehicles and it’s a miracle that nobody complained before.

Let’s Talk About the Time Elon Musk Had a Threeway with Amber Heard and Cara Delevingne

Godammit. How fucking stupid or damaged do you have to be to just be so utterly unable to help yourself???

Help me out here... What has to be wrong with a human being in order for this show to be something that brings them pleasure? How is this anything other than a window into hell?

What about the fabled Skyactiv-X???

How much is reliability worth to me?