does the NSA count?

I'd argue that the train doesn't need to be moving to fire the nuke......

If you want to play without a companion, that's your problem. I have Lydia to carry my burdens, not matter how much she eyerolls when I ask her to.

Making a poor port is entirely on the content creator.

There was just too many. It was a *Phrasing* overload.

Never before have the terms 'protip' and 'spoiler' been so underutilized.

Thankyou. I've always said (while I find him vacuous and painful to watch) that if he was less fortunate looking he'd be unlikely to have even a fraction of the success he has-if the girls like it, the boys say they like it to get the girls. Ages old story.

Northern European men are always youtube/instagram/snapchat stars. The blonde hair and light eyes mesmerize tweens.

Nintendo caught lightning in a bottle with Super Metroid. Everything just aligned correctly. I read an article in Retro Gamer that they spent forever working on it, it blew up Nintendo's budget, and it just came together perfectly.

Super Metroid is a masterpiece.

What? These aren't crossguards. It's exhaust vents for the lightsaber overheating(synthetic crystal). It prevents a decently made synthetic crystal from blowing up in your face.

That sounds almost like an Archer joke. "Yes, I was cheating with your sister - your twin sister, which means I obviously still find you very attractive."

Agreed. I actually liked the seemingly intentional decision to make toting a gun around a complete pain in the ass. The game wasn't about putting holes in enemies, it was about getting from point A to B as fast as possible. Same goes for Faith not being a deadly hand to hand combat master. It was refreshing to…

It never felt right that it was a shooter to me-that seemed to cheapen the core mechanic and I stayed with melee/just plain escaping wherever possible, to the point where the first time I finished it I got the test of faith trophy by complete accident.

No, I read the entire thing as well, and it doesn't change my opinion. Sure, some devs do them better than others, games like Heavy Rain and RE4 can do them well and the I've enjoyed many of the Telltale games so far, despite what seems to be a increasing reliance on that particular disappointing mechanic. I haven't…

Other than the "based on true events" qualifier, you just described Catwoman.

"Does making men think they're going to potentially have sex with Scarlett Johansson constitute cruelty to animals in some way?"