Ford: George? What if I dodged Greedo's shot, then killed him. Showing off my skill in combat and all that?

... I searched the chest...

Here you go:

Another high quality article from Kotaku.

Bravo guys, keep up the GREAT work.

You mean Bomberman?

This one will forever be my favourite.

MGS has giant robots, clones, and a flamenco dancing vampire.

But you know what people find stupid and outrageous? The lady sniper in the bikini.

In my defense, I didn't had coffee yet.

Pregnancy tests did blue lines before they were cool.

Screw the avatar, this makes me view Inspector Gadget in a totally different light. o.o

Cool, but when you said "breaks" I was hoping for something more akin to Bobby Tables.

I am convinced Titanfall will be amazing... on my PC.

everything at launch i want to play is coming out on PC. Why did I even preorder this? I could wait

Dammit, came here to post this.

Im really surprised no one said "Yes, its called a PC"... well at least not yet :P

I dunno...I googled Anita Queen pornstar and one of the hits was "Anita Queen has a hairy anus", so maybe Utah is into some messed up stuff

Nailed it bro

*sex pun*

"Listen up, maggots!"

Well you possibly could have just saved this article by presenting a more interesting thing: VTOL snails. I want to know more.