"There is a kid-friendly recreation area where adults can drop off their young ones while they go look at giant dicks."

yes I for one do like it. I also know many other people that do as well.

One day your parents will explain it to you.

Really though, does this not just seem like the skits you see at gaming/anime conventions but taken in a more grown up direction? Makes perfect sense to me. Sure it isn't the only way, but it is a legit one.

Old Don Mattrick had a farm(ville), AI-AIO!

Yes, wired indeed.

You are entitled to your opinion.

BURN THE HERETIC.

Why would you want controller support in a PC FPS? You are a monster.

Simple solution: give your kid a Gameboy with a copy of Pokemon Red.

First thing that came to mind...and I can't apologize enough for this...

There's a popular misconception — the fault of many an adaptation — that Holmes is a supergenius accompanied by an admiring everyman and surrounded by dunces. Conan Doyle's Watson and Gregson would beg to differ, and so this Holmes lives in no such vacuum; he's never the only clever person in a room.