I’m not against calling out a trend for being so retarded it makes your head hurt. This is up there with ‘totes’ (or any unnecessary abbreviation), selfies (and those fucking sticks), planking, ‘yolo’ and ‘bae’ and I have sworn a blood oath to the sacred order that raised me in the mountains to berate and/or slap…

Who said we wanted anything to do with yous kunse anyway? Bloody bunch of poofters.

I giggled like a schoolgirl at this. I’m not ashamed to say it.

I demand to know why Bamboo Dong has been redacted! Free Dong! Free Dong!

Holy shit, are you still talking about this crap? a) We both know what likely and unlikely mean, stop being such a douchenozzle-you’re not Inigo Montoya. b) We have differing ideas on what constitutes something you want to put in your mouth-as if chipotle wasn’t iffy enough before it had a better than usual chance of…

That’s some amazing logic right there-based on your miraculous display of not getting sick, the same logic would indicate that if you get a cup of water out of the ocean and there are no fish in it, you could posit that there are no fish in the ocean?

A possibility is a thing that may happen while a probability is something that is likely to happen so by the very definition of the word, unless there’s been confirmed cases of ppl getting sick from something it can remain a possibility. Once there is an established risk, it becomes a probability.

Yeah, it’s not quite the right item off the menu, but it was so apt I couldn’t help but use it.

No, there is always a middle ground. You don’t need to have that decision of either you definitely eat there or definitely don’t. The easily led public are the ones that clutch their pearls and post anti-chipotle crap on their pathetic facebook wall, while the normal ppl just go ‘huh, bummer, not eating there for a…

His math also states they should be fine eating from there 3 times a day for the foreseeable future. Show of hands, who actually thinks that’s a good idea right now?

True, the math does say that you’re unlikely to have a problem. The sheer extent of the rationalisation makes me very concerned about your general decision making though. Are you similarly likely to get sick from eating at most fast food places? Sure, but in this case there is a confirmed risk instead of a probable…

Or stupids-why would you have eaten there, knowing this was a possibility?

Underrated comment.

How is anyone still eating there atm? Unless you live under a rock/in utah and don’t get the news/interweb/carrier pigeon then you have no excuse and must want the risk of food poisioning...?

Even the health and limit one? That’s not cool. I don’t mind with enc and speed-I would almost consider them to be in the ‘mod’ category but that one really is a cheat-is there any situation it doesn’t work?

I don’t know if she was ‘ugly’ but she sure was weird looking (she’s got nothing on Fang’s super deformed crap but still) and the new version is a vast improvement, even if it’s not what ppl had in mind.

Er, just curious but what OS are you using, that’s been built in for a while now on most major ones...?

There’s a bunch of other great ones there including Doom and Super Metroid, it’s straight wallpaper fuel.

Dammit, squeenix. All this time you had a blank cheque sitting around waiting to be written with this remake and you knew every single fan was going to buy it twice on every platform you release it for, but now you go and get greedy with this dodgy shit?

Might have lost the tourney but he’s the champion of my heart.