I can only presume you mean those glitches, not escort missions, because those suck. every. damn. time.

My manager finally comes over and informs me that she is removing the gratuity from the bill. This was my only table of the night. They took my whole shift. So I look her in the eye and nod. Then I walked right out the front door, got in my car, and never came back.

lol ‘Ancient Nerds from the nineties’?

Wardrivers beware, they can hide the SSID so you’re out of luck, may as well just go home lol

If Lucas knew how big it would all become, he would have done things differently and screwed it up.

Destiny. Not even once.

There’s a draw to get ppl to spend in the same way meth dealers keep making money, doesn’t mean there aren’t other, healthier alternatives. In addition, when you give the Warframe devs money, you’re actually rewarding good work, instead of the constant DLC (which screwed early adopters and collector’s edition fans,…

No. Just No.

I was ordering a water with my meal once when I came across one of these idiots in the wild. A fairly innocent looking older woman turns to me and says ‘Don’t you know what fish do in water?’ quietly and simply, as if she was doing me a great service while trying not to embarass me in front of the rest of the people…

I assume most people in the food industry know that tax season for a restaurant can be a magical time. One may only hear the tales of turds come to life and taking human form, but I’m here to say: it’s true! It occurs naturally. Just sprinkle tax return money on top of some turds and soon entire families of them will…

Well, I for one enjoy the Warframe posts, and prefer Kotaku’s method of covering games post-release more instead of pre-release.

The graphics might be great, but the story is decidedly average and the AI is very inconsistent and needs to be balanced. Also there might not be a monthly fee but it’s one of the worst, most evil uses of the F2P model I’ve ever come across-you can grind for the basic stuff if you like but the nicer gear and best…

Sadly, these days it’s not entirely automagic and I have far too many friends and relatives with similarly innaccurate displays on their DVRs :/

The comment was so simple minded that I thought he might have been inadvertently feeding the troll but either way he was correct-not that a halfway decent troll will care, mind. :)

Oh no lol I wasn’t genuinely asking, just the part where Colbert asked about the storage-which is a fair question if you’re not familiar with the concepts-reminded me of that derpy/inattentive/lazy games journalist that asked how much space/what sort of warehousing it would need in a press conference a little while…

Yeah I checked out the first few eps on a whim but have been pretty hooked ever since, he’s asolutely crushing it (with exception of his suspiciously uneven treatment of political guests).

Wow, when did marbles get hot? She must have been watching those videos that chick on youtube makes.

B-but how much storage does it take...

That was fantastic.

It’s a pretty safe bet that everything on that table is mouth friendly in one form or another and with the amount of orifice crossover taking place, it’s a bit moot lol