I assume most people in the food industry know that tax season for a restaurant can be a magical time. One may only hear the tales of turds come to life and taking human form, but I’m here to say: it’s true! It occurs naturally. Just sprinkle tax return money on top of some turds and soon entire families of them will…

Well, I for one enjoy the Warframe posts, and prefer Kotaku’s method of covering games post-release more instead of pre-release.

The graphics might be great, but the story is decidedly average and the AI is very inconsistent and needs to be balanced. Also there might not be a monthly fee but it’s one of the worst, most evil uses of the F2P model I’ve ever come across-you can grind for the basic stuff if you like but the nicer gear and best…

Sadly, these days it’s not entirely automagic and I have far too many friends and relatives with similarly innaccurate displays on their DVRs :/

The comment was so simple minded that I thought he might have been inadvertently feeding the troll but either way he was correct-not that a halfway decent troll will care, mind. :)

Oh no lol I wasn’t genuinely asking, just the part where Colbert asked about the storage-which is a fair question if you’re not familiar with the concepts-reminded me of that derpy/inattentive/lazy games journalist that asked how much space/what sort of warehousing it would need in a press conference a little while…

Yeah I checked out the first few eps on a whim but have been pretty hooked ever since, he’s asolutely crushing it (with exception of his suspiciously uneven treatment of political guests).

Wow, when did marbles get hot? She must have been watching those videos that chick on youtube makes.

B-but how much storage does it take...

Good chance there’s a smoker that house, it doens’t usually stick so well or turn that colour otherwise.

Trump, or the entire country? One is a product of the other, so if we’re making sure...

Family circle > gamercat.

Not a bad shot, but the fun is had with the crowd here-check out the stern, almost disapproving fashion expert on the left, then the person on the right actually having a good time. Made me laugh, anyway.

Well, that’s why they call it a redesign-the rest have been changed in one way or another too...but my other thought was possibly Quake with the whole TV and movies influencing the comics instead of the other way around, but the look isn’t really even close/right and I hope that’s wrong.

I agree it’s stupid but I hope the rest is meant to be a joke?

I’m going to find somewhere that sells this and wait around all day just to point, laugh and generally humiliate anyone that gives hands over actual real money for this ridiculousness.

Wow, that’s really sad.

I hate that I’m still kinda interested because it’s GitS and I want to believe that there’s something redeeming in there someplace. I don’t overly mind f2p online shooters (Hawken is great, come at me) but there were very few things (other than the fairly faithful character models for section9) that didn’t make me…

Dammit, you beat me. Pun possibly intended.

I’m gonna say Smasher.