Now I’m equal parts worried and looking forward to this even more. Everything looks interesting and unique with very decent graphics and (at least in the Japanese version) good voice acting yet the whole ‘ages in the car’ part seems like padding and I’m getting concerned that there’s going to be long back and…

Beat me to it, well done sir/madam.

No issue with tutorials, as long as they actually teach you what you need to know otherwise it’s just a lazy time added on. What I can’t stand is unskippable cutscenes of any kind, no matter where they are and QTEs (in general) in the OPENING CUSTSCNE or first 5-10 mins. I’ve avoided an increasing number of games for…

I generally try not to take these things too seriously as most of the male characters are also pretty ridiculous for the most part, I just don’t really care about their appearance (unless you screw it up like Ken’s new hair). I’ll agree the ass slap was a bit much but most of it just found funny, particularly the…

I completely agree. People are just fucking awful for the most part, and if my partner and I weren’t the same flavour of no-fucks-given blunt, I’d have quite happily stayed single for a very long time. Keep on keepin’ on, my friend.

No, I completely agree. People are just fucking awful for the most part, and that sort of response is a perfect example-everyone doesn’t need to be happy, shiny helpful members of society. If my partner and I weren’t the same flavour of no-fucks-given blunt, I’d have stayed single for a very long time, and quite…

I’d genuinely like to see this as part of a series of articles/playthroughs with older games that are just accepted as things you should have played. I’ll leave a final list to you, but the most obvious start would be the number of games journalists that haven’t played classic RPGs (FFVI, VII) and most of the older…

*cough* PC *cough*

I do not not care for baby gifs but I agree completely.

PA has been a little bit of a letdown-it’s far from crap but isn’t quite giving the same level of LAN shenanigans as SupCom so we didn’t stay with it all that long, perhaps we’ll check it out after the next update. Didn’t really care for starbound-that’s not really my thing in the first place but I’ve been hearing…

I bet he’s pissed-all the reasons someone associated with this game should be arrested on ethical and good taste grounds alone and he got caught for this. There’s really no justice.

What are the other 2? I’m all in for Superhot and Starr Mazer while being as hopeful as I can muster for Star Citizen and throwing in for Limit Theory cos it was cheap but ambitious.

That’s actually a pretty good point, I always thought they were throwing in some Civil War references (the same way they throw in jokes for grown-ups between the slapstick to keep parents awake) but that works surprisingly well too.

I’d be ok with them being a little more wide-spread.

Care to elaborate?

Not sure if trolling? How was it like Watchmen?

Genuinely didn’t make the link with MK and Enter the Dragon but I thought that was the point of the lego movie, was it sposed to be secret? Kinda like how The Incredibles was clearly Fantastic 4 etc.

As a fellow victim of a cheating spouse, I still can’t figure out why the 2 responses to this story are ‘they can all go die in a fire’ and ‘well if their spouse wasn’t gonna put out, what do you expect?’. There’s a shit-tonne of other solutions in between, the most obvious of which is ‘why didn’t you say to your…

Pretty much, yeah. I still haven’t forgiven that hack for ruining my childhood with Alone in the Dark but we laughed our way (drunkenly) through House of the Dead and if you get baked enough, both Rampage movies have an almost Nic Cage quality to them-as opposed to when watching with a non-addled brain, you can’t tell…