It’s a little weird, I’m no achievement whore yet when I saw what my level was just on it’s own from the things I already had on my account etc., with literally 1-2 mins effort I’d go up a level so I figured why not and satiated my gaming OCD. Now it’s become a bit of a habit, I’ll look at it every few months and give…

You missed the part where you wanted to be specifically told. While she could’ve chosen the image better, you clicked an MK article expecting something that wasn’t filled with violence and gore, I mean my boy is 9 and he’s still a few years away from getting his hands on fighters in general as far as I’m concerned,…

So, you normally read stuff about MK when there’s little kids around unless you’re specifically warned otherwise by an NSFW tag? Nice going, pal. Way to think for yourself.

This not winning has made me lose the tiny, withered shred of faith in humanity I had left.

Ok everybody, do your best to look surprised...seriously though, been looking forward to this for a while.

Did you get bored of it quickly or some other reason?

Thankyou, Chris. Nice to finally read a bit of straightforward, mature coverage that’s refreshingly low on sensationalism or clutching of pearls. Good job.

If you genuinely thought that’s what you were doing then I really hope you see my earlier comment to you. Moaning your way through it will encourage anyone else that considers themselves as edgy as you were coming off as will take this as an endorsement. If you genuinely wanted to hurt their sales (or at least not…

The legitimacy of a game isn’t the issue here, it’s bias-what if it was zombies? You’d have joined in everyone else with something like “another solid zombie twinstick shooter” and picked it up next time it was on sale.

How long did you play it for, and what were your impressions overall-gameplay, graphics etc?

No publicity is bad publicity when it can be used to your advantage. Based on the title and the way he behaved during the playthrough, he could very well be on their PR payroll.

So, based on your level of interest, either you picked this and acted like a child (funny, considering your derision of the character’s motivations-you were about as ‘edgy’ as you accused this game of trying to be...) because you wanted to shake a finger at them or you’re being assigned which game to play, therefore…

Well I didn’t imagine they would be, I’m usually a bit ho-hum on a few but they have their good and bad weeks. Gamercat just seems to be the same sappy/dad joke groanfest every time...

I’m still impressed with exactly how broken it is though. It seems amazing they put it out in that state- they had to know how buggy it was, surely? What did they think would happen, some sort of foolish loyalty to just power through and stay on PS4?

Cos tourney play is predominantly on sticks so it’s no biggie. Agreed though, if you have to use a controller, the ecksbawks one is kinda awful.

It feels a little bit too much like they sent away the girls once they got what footage they needed and got stuck into each other for the rest of the night...

I think you just described the lives of prostitutes in most tourist heavy locations.

That’s disgusting. I don’t care who you are or what your reasons happen to be, you don’t shoot videos in portrait.

*Sigh* Seriously, can we get a reader poll about how well liked this one is? Not being a troll, genuinely interested if it’s just me or at the very least a minority.

Damn you Ninty! Just put it on console already! It’s almost as if they want me to emulate or buy a 3DScapture...come to think of it, has anyone actually checked who owns them? lol