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I'll agree there are many interpretations of the word 'professionalism', however are the points made in either review that different? At the Verge they enjoyed the old school/simplistic gameplay with pretty pictures while at Kotaku they expected some current gen gameplay to go with their current gen graphics. It's

Agreed and it's also in keeping with my hatred of all things QTE that the addition of phalluses has inspired me to dub them 'Dicktime Events'.

It takes place in an alt-history 19th century steampunk London, where the Knights of the Round Table still exist as the Queen's elite operatives. Since the middle ages, the Knights—known as The Order—have been using magical means to give themselves unnaturally long life, and have been locked in conflict with

Not quite sure of the correlation to a bad review to the hate train-even if they were harsh, that still balances out to a sub-par/very average AAA game from the sound of it.

I don't agree with your point cos it did seem finnicky for one reason or another but upvoted anyway since you're PC master race.

No argument there but it doesn't have to be portable only, and now that I've had a taste of the good life with MH3 it seems almost cruel to take it away again. I'm not saying it doesn't run well on the 3DS, it's just that it'd also run fine on Wii and even better on WiiU and I'm a big screen guy.

While all those points are valid, I'm gonna just go ahead and stick my fingers in my ears while shouting 'LALALALALALA' to drown out the sound of things that upset me lol

No argument there but it doesn't have to be, and now that I've had a taste of the good life with MH3 it seems almost cruel to take it away again.

While all those points are valid, I'm gonna just go ahead and stick my fingers in my ears while shouting 'LALALALALALA' to drown out the sound of things that upset me lol

Just cos it's common doesn't mean it's for everyone-we've seen that the 3DS and Wii have similar hardware capabilities so it's not an unrealistic idea. If I was someone that had time to devote to portables/was happy with that screen size and resolution then it wouldn't be an issue, but I would think it's safe to say

Don't ruin this for me. I have to believe we live in a world where they don't just throw away the reason to buy a whole generation of consoles and leave us with no new MH. There's a lot of us that consider something like MH4 on a 3DS sized screen a complete waste of potential and I can only assume they don't like

Mmm, QTEs. The only thing worse than platform exclusives and genocide.

Tips for MH4 on 3DS

So I'm stupid for questioning some's motives or support of a business model? If that's your attitude to questions, never work in the education system. You may not like the use of a meme but the point is valid-either they were taking the piss and endorsing a product that is grossly mis-labelled as a 'game' (this isn't

This would be much funnier if it didn't also fill me with despair that somewhere, right now a moron is either currently complaining to a server about it or even worse, having it published in a new age diet book somewhere.

Brilliant is subjective. New is fair in this case, but it's certainly not an improvement on previous game styles-automating common tasks is one thing but automating the entire game does not a game make. You wanna make an interesting alarm clock app? Go for it, but don't dress it up and pretend it's more than it is.

Not sure if trolling, or just stupid.

Call me a big hippie liberal if you like but you can't actually see anything that could be considered genitalia so it's kosher and certainly no more troubling than the cover of any guns and ammo or whatever so carry on.