It's always funny to see someone actually say that

I mean I'm sure you've said dumber things today but still

Anyone that considers 'youmadbro' a taunt is a bit weird but meh

It does say a lot about you though

Surely we can do better though

I mean 7 is a nice number

I don't mind more if you're ok with that...

Why stop there?

7 more huh?

Mad? Not at all-you do seem to think there's some high moral ground here tho, that's always interesting from a sociological standpoint but any sort of internet discussion with mental giants is akin to pissing in an ocean of piss...but hey, we've come this far, right? It's just you and me now-just let everyone else…

Based on what I've heard about other ppl's accounts and what generally pisses them off, someone somewhere is posting stuff just like this and while thy all hate it, they keep coming back for more...FB really is just idiot crowdsourcing-the best way to get the worst ideas as fast as possible.

That's possibly true, but it still beats the pants off of Origin, Uplay, Battle.net etc.

This would indicate some sort of religious mania mixed with heavy narcissistic tendencies-I mean you can't really think that you're tasked with embodying/containing hell and not think you're the center of everyone's attention. Your thoughts?

Moving on to your general syntax, perhaps that's where the homophobia and racism comes from-if you believe that a "hell" exists, and it can be "bored out of you", then one can infer that you must believe that it lives inside you (this may be an assumption about your personal views, but it's really the only scenario…

Having said that, perhaps even indirectly relying on you would probably be dicey...have you thought about just doing impressions of inanimate objects, or perhaps just wandering about in deserts and landfills etc. where you can't get into too much trouble (I mean, most likely of course, who knows what you're capable of…

As long as you're not in any sort of vocation that has anyone relying you in any shape or form you should be ok.

The last thing I want you to do is spend any more time than you have to reading through stuff, especially when you were having trouble with getting the point of those tl;dr's I was adding for a bit-I mean, if those don't work, you're pretty screwed as an academic, am I right?

Well that's fair enough-and a little criticism can be useful-you're not the helpful/deep thinking type so I'll just interpret that as you want me to post more concise and pithier replies, which is totally something we can look into.

So do we add presumptuous to homophobic and possibly racist? I guess we could but there's just not enough evidence to support it. If nothing else, your lack of ability to understand supposition and speculation is only equaled by your misunderstanding of basic conversational styles and sarcastic humour in general but I…

Wow, perverted and Dateline? Really? Should I mention my nationality so you can throw in a little racism with your homophobia? Who says I swing that way and what does it matter if I did? I mean I'm not the type stop anyone from doing what they enjoy and keeping your ignorance in check is no different-you're welcome to…