Well of course you weren't talking about me, you big silly! You don't have to explain it to me, we're both big, strong, manly men of the world type men with a few less consoles in our regular rotation and a whole lot more of the 'you-know-what' if you know what I mean, *nudge, nudge, wink, wink* ^_^

Couldn't help myself. Do what you will to me, I have already won.

Yeah, you tell him, you big stud! Hey I wish I could be like you, being so cool and whatnot. You must be drowning in potential sexual partners with your ridiculously antiquated and stupid observations.

Well I'm sure there's an orange and black skin in there somewhere if it makes you feel more at home lol I think it syncs with Zune as well so it may even work with w8phone-it came out as a personal preference as it has good DSP plugins, I found a skin I liked (eclipse I think) and it can sync to iPod/iPhone so I don't…

I also prefer the look of Valdis Story and the difficulty is just about right if you grew up with the original Metroid/Castlevania games (insert old-man type rant about games being too easy these days) but that is a nice looking game and has a smoothness of animation that I would have liked to see in Valdis yet I'm…

That's kinda what I meant-if there were any/decent apps for w8phone I'd be the first to at least try it out but I've been unimpressed thus far. Shame, cos it's not a terrible alternative, unique looking at least-there's just nothin to to with it yet lol

Was on winamp until its future became uncertain, now a happy mediamonkey user.UI isn't quite as nice as I'd like but the taskbar control and customization options are nice, each their own.

Pls tell me you shooped in that Zune icon for comedic effect?

While I feel bad for the woman, I am literally laughing out loud at America right now. Get your act together.

"Thank God" for handhelds? The sheer arrogance and misplaced gratitude of that inappropriately non-secular title astounds and annoys me in equal parts. The 3DS and PSP initially have Gunpei Yokoi and Jeff Madar respectively to thank for their creation (coincidentally, Gunpei Yokoi also invented the Virtual Boy-one of…

Semantic argument is semantic.

Very average jump scare attempt was very average.

This. Also...

Seconded. I'd almost forgotten what gaming journalism looked like, keep up the fine work, sir.

I'll just leave this here... (NSFW)

'Normal'? What exactly does that even mean?

Actually, they're both not bad. I'll put them into use immediately. Carry on with the fine work.

It wasn't so much that she was perceived as emotionless, more (at least, IMHO) that she was Cloud with indoor plumbing. Don't mess around giving me a reworked Cloud knockoff, either give me something new or give me Cloud.

Good advice, pal.

You have to actually have a reasonable number of ppl for a stampede...