Imagine flexing about your higher teenage pregnancy rates.

Out of wedlock? My, my, how lackadaisical the party of family values has become.

Still will just be a massive pile of Waluigi/Wiggler tryhards online.

I’d imagine they’re still slower but the gap is just smaller.

Jogging Waluigi, please.

Whoever they add, I just hope they reorganize the character select screen afterwards. Yoshi should not be this far away from Birdo. Toad and Toadette should be next to each other. Bowser Jr. can move into the same row as all the Koopa Kids.  Yes I care about this.  The Smash character select screen sucks, but this one…

Samus deserves her day. Bonus if they give her a special “vehicle” that’s just her in ball form.

only 999 unfortunately, everyone burns out right before that last planet.

It won’t run well anywhere.

1000 planets? How many can one realistically visit and have meaningful interactions on? 10?

yeah, delay that week-off by at least 10 days, the launch is going to be a giant mess, it’s guaranteed at this point

Everything about this game is giving me not-so-great feelings on it’s final quality. But it’s bethesda, so that is par for the course and it won’t affect it’s success at all

They’ll hide a horned skyrim helmet somewhere in the game and players everywhere will froth their pants in unison

Princeton, or I worked for a company who got in trouble for doing that exact same thing.

It’s cute that you think there aren’t legions of pathetic adults who spend their lives on the Internet willing to waste their time trying to curry favor with some stupid influencer.

I feel like it’s not a great sign if a person cleaning up your aisle for you is crowing about actually purchasing one of the candy bars as if it was a wrench that they made themselves follow through on.

If it’s better sourced than most chocolate, good for him, but what a weird thing to ask of people.

Ok but this one is very funny.

Fuck that rich influencer! He isn’t influencing me to do his bullshit work for free! Pay me and I’ll do it!

I feel bad for the Walmart employees who are going to likely have to fix a lot of shit.

Yeah, I mean there are people that get paid to do this, they are called Merchandisers. Anytime you see a big Pepsi display, etc. Merchandisers are the ones doing that sort of thing. So, all in all this is just manipulating a captured audience to provide free labor. It’s pretty Wack but I can think of worse things to…

He sounds like GameStop’s corporate, wanting people to do work just cause they like games and not for pay.