As a “sorry everyone,” some story DLC that was going to be paid is now going to be released for free.

Wait a minute. You’re not Jason. How can a game be delayed if Jason Schreier doesn’t delay it himself? I’m so confused.

Roger Goodell, YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CITY!

Could be worse. It might not have hit him at all.

IT WAS A CATCH

Trevor Simian

Its Peyton, its Peyton on Saturday Evening

You should spend more time

I know, right? We pay so much to use this service, and this is what we get? Coupled with the fact that Kinja’s personal military threatens my life daily to click and read every link, it’s getting to be a bit problematic and overwhelming.

Investors are confused!

Its time

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DM Trump: “You enter the yuge room. Roll for save.”

Well I’ll be damned.

*furiously searches for King Cobra fistfights.

Mario is under investigation for beating up Peach again, and will probably get a 1 game suspension.

Should he not?

That’s not Sterling Archer, it’s Randy Magnum.

Assuming we’re still not doing phrasing, I’d have to say Bruce Wayne came first.

I’m drunk at an airport, though this was a Deadspin article. Thought there was a new commissioner in the NFL, got really confused. I hope I make my flight.